Q: What’s a shark’s favourite game?
Explanation: this is funny because the shark makes the sound snapping its teeth. Snap is also a game you play with cards.
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got cowboy disease!
Doctor: How long have you had it for?
Patient: One yehah!
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
Police let us in, it’s freezing out here!
After many years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!” A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m four!”
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse’s name is Friday!
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.