Good Darth Maul helps the goodies. He has a double-sided light sabre which is red. In a battle of good and evil, about who was the best Jedi, Darth Maul went up to Darth Vader and said, “What a mess this fight is!” And Darth Vader said, “If you hate your clan, you can join my clan.” The battle went on for three months without food.
… Four months later.
Darth Maul and Darth Vader were on Darth Vader’s ship. They were having a nice cup of jasmine tea. When they were still drinking tea, a stormtrooper came. He was looking at Darth Vader and he said, “Darth Maul is not good to join our side!” But Darth Vader said, “No, he can join our side.” The stormtrooper marched back to the co-pilots and said, “Darth Vader doesn’t allow Darth Maul to leave the ship. Only if Darth Vader tells him to.”
Meanwhile Darth Maul and Darth Vader keep drinking tea. They also had one cookie – everyone got one a night. They were savoury cookies and they were all there was to eat. The stormtroopers were only allowed to take their helmets off if they wanted to speak. Darth Maul is happy to be trapped on the ship. When he wakes up, he goes up to one of the stormtroopers and says, “Why does everyone have to wear the stormtrooper helmet except me?” And the answer is: “Darth Vader wears a helmet.” He marched up to Darth Vader and said, “I’m not joining your clan anymore!” And Darth Vader said, “You must!” Darth Maul said “But I don’t want to!” and Darth Vader said, “You must!” and the fight began! Darth Maul and Darth Vader were wrestling. A stormtrooper walks in, sees them wrestling and says, “What on earth is happening here?” (in a funny voice). They stop wrestling.
Darth Maul and Darth Vader go to see Order 111 (said like one one one), who flies the ship. Darth Vader says, “Full thrust!” Order 111 steps on the gas, they fly forward, and then they crash into Hans Solo’s ship and get stuck there!!! And then Darth Vader and Darth Maul snuck into the ship through an open window. They had used the force to put a tree log leading from their ship to Hans Solo’s. They use the force to capture them and chuck him out the window. Then Chewbacca is driving the ship downwards and Princess Leia jumps out with a gun and shoots Darth Vader and Darth Maul. They are injured…but then a stormtrooper crosses the tree log and enters the ship too! Princess Leia doesn’t notice him…and he sneaks up behind her and captures her. He uses the force to throw Princess Leia onto Darth Vader’s ship and then Order 111 puts her into jail.
While all this is happening, Anakin Skywalker and R2D2 are sitting in a ship nearby thinking, “What’s going on over there?” Then they see Hans Solo’s ship – when Chewbacca flies it down – and they fly over to help. R2D2, who is the passenger like he is riding a taxi, flies Anakin’s ship next to Hans Solo’s ship and takes control. Anakin has a parachute, and he jumps out and floats all the way over to Hans Solo’s ship.
Chewbacca picks up Hans Solo, who survived being thrown out the window. Then Hans Solo and Anakin capture Darth Vader and Darth Maul. R2D2 flies back to the base, following Hans Solo, and they put Darth Vader and Darth Maul into separate jails. Then they checked on the local computer – on level three of the base – and saw that a storm is coming. Anakin and Hans Solo are stressed because that means their prisoners might escape.
The storm hits… Anakin and Hans Solo run to secure their prisoners, but they get there too late. The siren sounds, and Darth Maul and Darth Vader are flying away on their ship. Darth Maul says, “I’m going to go check on the prisoner.” But instead of checking and going back to Darth Vader, they both escape together, jumping out of the ship.